So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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