can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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