Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
