Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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