i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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