I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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