Sponge bath it is.
she woke up with a sticky ear
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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