I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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