You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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