No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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