If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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