it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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