So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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