im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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