Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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