So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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