Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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