Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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