3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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