everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
operation harelip BJ is a go
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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