I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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