normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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