i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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