Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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