seriously i just wanna be friends
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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