I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
