He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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