I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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