Plan B is the new Plan A
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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