come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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