There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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