just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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