I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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