Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it glows. i had to have it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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