College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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