What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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