Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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