another moral hangover. fuck.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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