i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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