I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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