Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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