any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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