What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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