Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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