he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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