Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
