I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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