I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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