He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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