pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We had sex on a dog bed..
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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