I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
did you just send me my own nude
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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