Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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