There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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