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• (415): View more from California

  Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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  God, I love San Francisco.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

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• (510): View more from California

  You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.

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  The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.

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• (530): View more from California

  I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.

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