If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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