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on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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