I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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