scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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