people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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