I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
do nipples grow back?
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